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Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Why should I give you any of my hard-earned money?
A. Because if you do you'll be laughing all the way from the bank

John Papworth & Mike Avery
present
50 Ways To Pay Your Bailiff

For a donation of £25 or more you will receive a copy of the book
and for donations of £250 or more
we will work with you to customize your book
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1988  No Time Like...  Dark & Gloomy Night  Our Cat Lucy  What is God   
1989  Where is it?  Ye Goose Quills  Humble Scribe  Who Pays?   
1990  What The Stars Foretell  A Fairy Story Aborted Summit School Playground 2191   
1991  Doorstep Conversation Hansard Library Drama Holidays   
1992  Morrisseyism  Holistic Centre  Party Allegiance  Opening of Parliament  Absolutely Clear 
1993  Answerphone   Summit Meeting  Open House  Major's Moral Crusader  
1994  To A Coy Reader   Warning  Food for Thought  Cabinet Privatised   
1995  Boardroom Revolt   Sonamebola  Greenpeace Victory  Crocodile Tears    
1996  Herr Kohl Talks  Instability Factors  Channel Fourth World Maison de la Terre  UFO Conversation 
1997  Cockroach Conversation   Tunnel Project Threat  Another Epidemic   Telephone Network 
1998  Tabloidal   Global Warming  International Competition  Lambeth Palace SE1
1999  Auntie Jane   Diary Entries  Product Recall   Academy Awards   
progress as time and money allow
so what's new?
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